joliet-jane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cats and Dogs]

LOLx3

This is one of my main reasons to value one over the other. One of my main beefs...

[Another HighSchool Memory]

Awwww....

...das so *sad*....those situtations are so terribly heart-wrenching. I'm a very vociferous girl, but my brain's speech centere shuts down whenever I speak to Kellen and that is very saddening and frustrating. He's so hot...

[The Life of a Can]

Ha ha ha

This movie not only made me laugh hard, but extremely well. I love chain-of-events comedy. Very well-thought out.
Ordinarily, i would've given this an 8, but I gave a 10 instead becuase I do not like that perverted liar, I and certainly can't stand how some people worship him likes he's Jesus. Who? Well, watch the movie!

[all yor base r blong 2 us]

Gr8

How odd; judging by the title only, one would think that this would turn out to be a piece of junk but this is really, really impressive. Makes me wish even more that you could pause flash.

[Scrotum 1]

Dogs suck!

I think I've said this twice before, but I HATE DOGS! Slobbery, annoying, stinky, ugly...ugh!
So good to see him die...twice!

[NG Sticks 2]

Very, very funny...

They're back, and they still can't use thier mic properly! Ha, ha, ha. But, still, it's cool all the same. Wow, I can't belive I just saw what I saw...OMG.
BTW, a 10 for style because of those chains.

redfxdotnet responds:

We know how to use our mics, they're just cheap as hell :) If anyone has a problem with the sound quality, I have a solution. Buy me a new microphone.

[Jo-Jo the Flying Gorilla+]

Wow, I hate PETA.

Do animals have rights? NO. They don't have the mental capacity to hold them; they can't know thier own rights and can't respect the rights of others. Does that mean we can be cruel to animals however we like? NO. We must be kind to them within the boundaries of common sense, which PETA resides outside of.
The main charater look s lot like a deformed version of The Maxx, but I'll take this as influence and not plagarism, becuase no one remembers Maxx, and there was a lot of good Maxx fanart in the comics...
Sound is great, and the movie is generally vey funny w/ good pacing + jokes. See it now.

[Microdot]

Great, great movie

I've always said that I favored wrting over visuals in movies, and this is one piece that I can really apply that to. My cheeks and my eyes felt, though only faintly, the sensation one gets when one's eyes fill with tears, alhtough they did not. I've never felt like that on NG before.
And usage of SYMBOLISM. This movie can be interpreted in different ways and taken differntly.
It is not The Final Task. It isn't Heroes of Cybertron. It is very different. I encourage you to watch and vote high.

[LOWTAX KILLS THE FURRIES]

Um...

I could write a full review for this movie, but I suppose I oughtn't.

DAVE-IS-HAX0RED responds:

Oh dear.
I'm sorry you had to see this, but I pretty much took all my movies off (except one) and replaced them with this. If Tom Fulp would make a "delete movie" option I wouldn't have to do this.