joliet-jane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[log boy #2]

good gravy

That is some fucked up shit, man.

[SuperMario vs ExciteBike!]

Cute!

Excitebike was de best-- i mean, making your own trax, that's a very novel and creative idea. Remember when u made those giant hills and the bike wouldn't come down for nearly a min.? Ha, ha...
I would've been nice if u got some more excitebike stuff in there, like the theme or those strips that make u go really fast.

[Name Those Crickets]

Puss!

Bad Puss!

[Enterprise Software]

Ha ha, dead on

I've seen that ad, and this movie is a very good parody. The most hilarious thing about this is that the orginal comercial is kind of about Bill Gates. He's been a fan of Barney, because his little daughter's into it. I got a kick out of "large stuffed purple dinosaur" when I heard it on the MS comercial 'cos I knew that. If everyone did, maybe there would have been room to make this movie a bit more caustic. But, anyway...would an order like that confuse any other company's software?

[BLoody MacDonalds]

Ha ha...

That was pretty good. The people at McDonald's almost always fuck my orders, and when they don't, the fries are saltless! It can't eat those greasy shit stix w/o salt!!!
And what the hell is w/ those milkshakes, anyway? Triple thick??? No they're not; they 2 thick to drink and 2 runny 2 eat!! WTF?! They just trying 2 market a copy of Wendy's Frosty. the Frosty is the best shit... McD's will never compete!

[BLoody Windows]

Eh.

Well this is realy nothing i haven't seen before. Actually, I've grown to really love Win98, after having installed WinME >P.
BTW everyone, Internet Explorer 6 BTEA is now availiable for download at microsoft.com! *Yaaaaaay!!!* Wake the kids! Tell your nieghbors! Throw a beta testing party and invite all your friends! 2x the bugs is 2x the fun!

[The Worst Movie Ever]

Good.

A reverse psychology movie about making movies? Nice idea, but did you begin work on this during that ng time period when everyone was making anti-shit movies, and even some that were shit themselves? it kinda seems 2b in that spirit. I like the movie, though. But its success may, check, WILL bring a wave of wannabes. but we'll know the difference.

[Agoraphobia]

h8 2 dissapoint u...

...but I found that quite entertaining. Shoulda been top portal 4 the day.