joliet-jane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hostage Situation 2]

Um....

Gr8 movie, I gave it a 5, but DAMN DAMN DAMN that preloader! It's well-set-up, but maybe I might want to listen to some of my Mp3s w/o background noise while I wait 4ever (56k!!!)!!! All i can get is MIDI and CDs w/ the WAV sound turned off, and i don't even keep my CDs next to my comp. Could you give us a mute option???

[TubbyMan Narcolepsy]

Ha ha

I wish Ng gold could allow users to choose what movies go on his/her favorites list. this would be on mine. I like the newspaper sound effect. Kind 2600-ish.

[[ peas ]]

Yeah, man

Shit! That's happened to me a million billion times esp. in my froshie yr. I eventually started speing my lunch periods in a storage room in the office until my principal finally figured out that something might b wrong. No shit, sir? You really think so? I had no idea, u dickhead. Wish i had a fuckin gun.

[Cannibalism - Cannibalize]

537k?

That...for 527k??? Sure, it's funny, but,...*man*. seems to me that the song has been empahsied too much.

[Sherbert the NG Cat]

Awwww.....cuuuute....

i love vociferous kitties. If u ever had a silent cat, he'd drive u nuts. I've poked and prodded slient cats trying to hear even a mew, because it bothers me that they have nothing to say. My cat is noisy, and I liked it so much, about 5 yrs ago I made WAV recordings of his difernt meows and used them as event sound FX. i've still got those files on my new comp., but I don't use them.

[R.I.P Tony Danza]

LOL!!!

This has the best loading screen ever made!!! What *is* that thing-- a Tandy? IBM?
Anyway, the movie was quite funny. I love insane shiznit.
Where the blue van...?

NOOO0 responds:

ADMIRE THE SLEEK PROCESSING POWER OF THE Commodore 64 AND WEEP!!!!

I SAID WEEP.