joliet-jane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plane Crash]

Sound please

Just give it a little sound! O well, this is very nice 4 a test. Make a bigger, noisier version w/ a plot, maybe based on "Battleship."
BTW, I think that some time ago there was an awful turd-of-the-week w/ the same title. Perhaps your movie isn't getting watched!

[Just Kill It (Nike Spoof)]

Ha ha

I liked that a lot better than the other one, although i think the guy who made that said he was temporaily using stix. Great movie; only thing I'd do differently would be to make the Nike swoosh into a reaper's scythe.

[NES Friday the 13th Spoof]

Ahhh! Jason!

Dude! I was making a copy of the theme song to this game literally yesterday for a video game music disc i was burning.
I have both the ROM and the real NES cart. I bought the cart used a year ago, but before that, I had rented it from a video store years ago; I must've been still in elementary. Even though the graphics sucked ass, the game was scary. You'd be walking around minding your own business then Jason would pop up ot of nowhere and beat your ass! On the path, outside! And u never know when! All you've got is a rock or a knife if your lucky, and he just hits u and your'e basiically dead! I thought it was soooo scary. I had'nt even seen the movies. It really creeped me out and I think i had a nightmare about it.
...And then you have to save the kids and the other counselors AND navigate the forests at the same time! This game cannot be beaten!

...Ummm...how did u make your audio???

[Mr.T versus Stay Puft]

T versus Gozer the traveler

"Are you a god"
"Ah sure am you god, fool!"
"Then...Diiiie!"

[Reading Rainbow]

Cool!

This is very good! I will definitnly be compared to the already established RR series, but it ought'nt be as it's completely different.
The extra song, though, was not necesary, and could've saved time if not included. I'm gald to hear the old theme music, 'cos the new episodes have new music.
Very creative and well done! I love it!

[Growing Up]

Yeah..

You're right; you d need to learn to be more effiecient.

[Behind the game Mario]

Big waste

I have the Mp3 u used. It's not so great that it could not have been made smaller-- the NES didn't even come in stereo anyway! Actually, it didn't even need the song, just some bloddy sound fx would've done nicely. What a big fucking waste.

[the door]

Great!

I love to see stuff like this. Slow, some may say, but is fast-cut the best thing? citizen Kane makes no sense in the era of no attention span.
Overall, It's kinda like-- just like one of those shorts they'd show on MTV's Liquid (second part of show's name forgotten). There was some fine freaky stuff on that show, and most of it looked like that.