joliet-jane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Whats wrong?]

har har

Funny, yes. People will accuse this of being unorginal, but do keep in mind that the authors of these kinds of jokes are rarely known. They are public domain like nursery rhymes and folk songs. Just mean-spirited. So exercise your rights today and use this type of jape on someone today! (DISCLAIMER: Joliet Jane is not responsible for any bodily harm or property damage if you do).

[old skool robot]

Scrap Metal Poo

I don't like to write mean reviews, but I just couldn't resist it: Absolute pooch droppings! You didn't even let it get into the groove, just as the music was about to rock (erm...disco)! And the Bot is just ugly. Wish I could sound more intelligent than that, but this feature caused about 5 of my brain cells to tie ropes around thier necks and jump of the side of my head. You suck! Well...it is your first...do better next time...erm, sorry.

[NG Sticks]

NG Satire of NG? Genius.

After seeing all this dogshit all around it could only be a matter of time b4 someone asked what this whole flash thing is about. Very funny for people who frequent NG, but not for newcomers. Visit NG for about a week, then see this feature.
...and they're not ugly, either.

[History of fuck!]

it's alright.

I do value Mr.Fulp's opinion, but I do not agree (fully). The sound file is still very funny, even though this is the 2nd time I've heard it (and it wasn't on Nappy). The origin of the file could have been found by using a search engine for about 30 min., I reckon, or one could use the chat on Napster. I would've liked it much more if the track was properly acknowledged and the movie was classified as a (nonmusical)music video.
And why Larry King?

[paul#3]

Going strong!

I simpily love this series. If you haven't seen the other pauls yet, go see them now; they're all smallish so it won't be long.
The pace of this movie and the others is non-MTV and slow, a rate find.
And I also recently took note of a feature of these shorts, which is that nothing in text is ever capitalized, which may go along with the expressions of paul and marie.
Oh, and marie's hand motions while she descibes paul struck me as funny.

[Super Mario: Pause]

Nice, very nice.

Very cute. Y'know, I was asking that question myself when I was young. Your answer is a lot more fun than "It'll burn itself into your TV screen." All you need a a bit of help with English grammar.

[Mario's night with bowser]

Dogshit (dry, convenient, easy-to-handle type)

Hmm, this movie blows big cock. No, that's not a compliment. But it is a known fact that the music is from GAMEBOY and not NES, and therefore a crap game spoof. Plus, I like Mario and don't want to see that. And is that Agumon I hear at the end?
Anime pictures are cool, though, and that one that flashes by too quick too see is a teense clever, but just a teense.

[Georgy]

Are you serious? Bcuz many reviewers aren't.

Very funny. Not the movie, but the fact that some people are obviously giving this cup of loose stool tens in order to mess up the rating. I love it when people mess with demographics. Elections are very dependent on polls; it would just crack me up if the pollsters determined that a community had a strong Democratic swing, and then the Republician candidate wins landslide. Har, har.

[paul#2]

(sigh) so good

I felt that this was a serious feature,

The graphics DON"T EVEN enter in here. It's not about laser cannon and figter planes, it's a short about people, and therefore, grandiose flash is not requried, in fact, not apporpriate.
Also, being 56k in a rural area w/ only one line, I shun movies over 1000k, for they usually turn out 2b a waste of my time. I want content, and all these features give me is a lot a action, which i can usually get eaiser on TV.

The expressions on the faces of the chracters, save the waiter, show that they are or feel that they are distant, somehow, and cna't connect or are alone. And the dialogue is chllingly real, complete with small talk and chauvanism.