joliet-jane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Agoraphobia]

h8 2 dissapoint u...

...but I found that quite entertaining. Shoulda been top portal 4 the day.

[Hostage Situation 2]

Um....

Gr8 movie, I gave it a 5, but DAMN DAMN DAMN that preloader! It's well-set-up, but maybe I might want to listen to some of my Mp3s w/o background noise while I wait 4ever (56k!!!)!!! All i can get is MIDI and CDs w/ the WAV sound turned off, and i don't even keep my CDs next to my comp. Could you give us a mute option???

[What Would Jesus Do?]

ha ha, nice.

first and foremost, I hate the "What Would Jesus Do" phrase, and not bcuz of Jesus (he's cool). Did you know that WWJD is COPYRIGHTED? How the fuck can anyone copyright something like that? You might as well sell that holy relic shit the Medeival chruches tried to hawk--pieces of the tru cross, the ark, Jesus's sweat, Mary's veil... And it's a stupid question. Here's what he'd do: he'd sell all his stuff and spend all his time and thoughts on The Lord and helping mankind. Will some little bitch with a WWJD bracelet do that? NO. So don't wear WWJD shit!

Alright...anyway, the movie is pretty neat, but too short.

[No Remorse]

Bravo.

I cried a lot in middle school, and got hurt plenty; wished that i could change it. All of my fantasies of violence did--do invole the puching. I really liked that scene. My parents have guns, but I would much more prefer ripping off heads + limbs and torture mentally; impossible fantasies. I would love to do it like in Edgar Allen Poe's "The Cask of Amontialdo," A great read that forced assigment at school can't even spoil.
I tell u though, I've had an AWFUL day today, not because of my peers but lots of shit come together, and this really hit the spot. Thank u.

[TubbyMan Narcolepsy]

Ha ha

I wish Ng gold could allow users to choose what movies go on his/her favorites list. this would be on mine. I like the newspaper sound effect. Kind 2600-ish.

[[ peas ]]

Yeah, man

Shit! That's happened to me a million billion times esp. in my froshie yr. I eventually started speing my lunch periods in a storage room in the office until my principal finally figured out that something might b wrong. No shit, sir? You really think so? I had no idea, u dickhead. Wish i had a fuckin gun.

[Cannibalism - Cannibalize]

537k?

That...for 527k??? Sure, it's funny, but,...*man*. seems to me that the song has been empahsied too much.

[Sherbert the NG Cat]

Awwww.....cuuuute....

i love vociferous kitties. If u ever had a silent cat, he'd drive u nuts. I've poked and prodded slient cats trying to hear even a mew, because it bothers me that they have nothing to say. My cat is noisy, and I liked it so much, about 5 yrs ago I made WAV recordings of his difernt meows and used them as event sound FX. i've still got those files on my new comp., but I don't use them.

[R.I.P Tony Danza]

LOL!!!

This has the best loading screen ever made!!! What *is* that thing-- a Tandy? IBM?
Anyway, the movie was quite funny. I love insane shiznit.
Where the blue van...?

NOOO0 responds:

ADMIRE THE SLEEK PROCESSING POWER OF THE Commodore 64 AND WEEP!!!!

I SAID WEEP.

[The Train]

cool

...waaahh, waaaah, waaahh... wAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!Nice anim. And lots of violence. I can dig it.