joliet-jane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[the door]

Great!

I love to see stuff like this. Slow, some may say, but is fast-cut the best thing? citizen Kane makes no sense in the era of no attention span.
Overall, It's kinda like-- just like one of those shorts they'd show on MTV's Liquid (second part of show's name forgotten). There was some fine freaky stuff on that show, and most of it looked like that.

[log boy #2]

good gravy

That is some fucked up shit, man.

[SuperMario vs ExciteBike!]

Cute!

Excitebike was de best-- i mean, making your own trax, that's a very novel and creative idea. Remember when u made those giant hills and the bike wouldn't come down for nearly a min.? Ha, ha...
I would've been nice if u got some more excitebike stuff in there, like the theme or those strips that make u go really fast.

[Name Those Crickets]

Puss!

Bad Puss!

[Enterprise Software]

Ha ha, dead on

I've seen that ad, and this movie is a very good parody. The most hilarious thing about this is that the orginal comercial is kind of about Bill Gates. He's been a fan of Barney, because his little daughter's into it. I got a kick out of "large stuffed purple dinosaur" when I heard it on the MS comercial 'cos I knew that. If everyone did, maybe there would have been room to make this movie a bit more caustic. But, anyway...would an order like that confuse any other company's software?

[mr. monkleys revenge]

What???

This is today's top portal?!?!?!?!?

[bashman vs Pooh]

Thanx

Finally, Disney's stupid kippnapped-from-literature chracters get what they deserve! the franchise wouldn't b so bad if every single skank I know of has at least one Pooh shirt, making it a WALMartyr along w/ Looney tunes. But at least the real Tunes didn't suck. Pooh is...shit. All these skanks dress thier drooling babies up in this crap, saying say stuff like "Awwm pooh is sooo cute!" NO HE'S NOT! He's fucking yellow, he's got fucking jaundice (mebbe that's why he's so surly in your cartoon).
This movie rox. So does the music.

[BLoody MacDonalds]

Ha ha...

That was pretty good. The people at McDonald's almost always fuck my orders, and when they don't, the fries are saltless! It can't eat those greasy shit stix w/o salt!!!
And what the hell is w/ those milkshakes, anyway? Triple thick??? No they're not; they 2 thick to drink and 2 runny 2 eat!! WTF?! They just trying 2 market a copy of Wendy's Frosty. the Frosty is the best shit... McD's will never compete!

[BLoody Windows]

Eh.

Well this is realy nothing i haven't seen before. Actually, I've grown to really love Win98, after having installed WinME >P.
BTW everyone, Internet Explorer 6 BTEA is now availiable for download at microsoft.com! *Yaaaaaay!!!* Wake the kids! Tell your nieghbors! Throw a beta testing party and invite all your friends! 2x the bugs is 2x the fun!

[The Worst Movie Ever]

Good.

A reverse psychology movie about making movies? Nice idea, but did you begin work on this during that ng time period when everyone was making anti-shit movies, and even some that were shit themselves? it kinda seems 2b in that spirit. I like the movie, though. But its success may, check, WILL bring a wave of wannabes. but we'll know the difference.