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[Gushers (fake) Commercial]

nice

Ha ha taht's actually pretty nice...for skool. Hope u got a good grade; I'll give u one here. U need a preloader though.
...Y'know...off the subject...I only watch one "kid's" show regularly--just one--but I'm still subjected to the shitty ads they serve up to them. THE WORST commercials ever made belong to gushers, those ones where the kids eat he gushers and thier head turn into fruit--that is fucked up, like, B-moive nightmare crap. Who the zig thought this was a good idea? Was he pinching the gushers into his nostrils???

Sc00p responds:

haha, i agree. those commercials are fucking scary :)

[The Stock Market Crash]

Ha, ha...

Screw art--I like material! This movie was quite funny, and well-written.
And I love the way they yell...

[Public Svc. Announcement]

Great, great!

*This* public service annoucment needs to be on TV. Most people believe that a women's enemy is men, but I beginning to think that it's actually women.
Great music choice, too!

ZellsBells responds:

Yeah I think so too... I hope I got that point across at least a bit. Didn't ya ever notice that most criticism women get is from OTHER WOMEN??

[Trix Revenge: Episode 1]

Good!

LOL! That's some good stuff! I can see that plenti of effort was put into this movie, even if it's not Power of the Geek 2 quality. Watch now, vote high!

[X-BOX]

You suck

OK, nice animation. But, dude, that doesn't look at all like Gates.
As one of the previous viewers has already pointed out, Microsoft is in Redmond, Wash. Steve Jobs is in the valley.
I don't think Bill or his company are evil. I think that the govt. needs to mind it's own business, and not business. I don't *love* MS; I dig Macs (a recent change of heart) and I'm curious about Linux. But I do know that Bill will go to hell, as he is a atheist (married to a Catholic...hmmm..).
Xbox is a guranteed failure, though. Remember, the competion is not only consoles--everyone knows that high-end PC beats them all.
Sege will be stopping production of its dreamcast soon, BTW, because its shitty.

[Power of the Geek part 2]

Holy shiz-ite!

That was one of the best I've seen in a long time. Hot action, and amazing animation!
Geeks got all the power, my friends.

[Sloth TV 3]

That's some good shite

Fuck; the first time I wrote this review, it accidentaly ended up on another movie (totally my fault; I'm pro-frames all the way)! Fortunatly, that piece of shit's been deleted. So here's the review again:
An excellent and funny feature with great animation. Sloth's appearance in the new film does, though, lead one to suspect that sloth had some plastic surgery and a physical training pior to production...

[The MAXX unfinished]

It's time for cheers!!!

Thank the good lord in heaven above! Thank you! Someone remembers The Maxx! It would be very cool of you if you would finish this w. sound, as I own the MTV-distributed video (2 hrs., but I know that some stuff was cut out--including the ENITRE fight w/ the shark (i have that issue) and (^%@^&*%#%!$**!) even the buicks in the outback!!! Please make more...I loved Maxx and mourned the comic series passing.

[Little Aaron]

Odd...

...very odd...the music is pretty cool (1st 2 samples are best), and the animation isn't all that great, but not canine dung. Nice ending.

[Dot Com Death]

A single tear....

This film documents the end of the great wealth of the 90s and the start of yet another ecomomic slump...or, it's just really cool to see things blow up.
"Home gaming deaths"...R.I.P. Mattel Electronics...