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[Clock Destroyer]

hmm

"Filled with a burning hatred"?!?! That's not descriptive of the Clocks at all!

Istari responds:

Well.... that was the digital clocks, you see =) The clocks we have on NG are analog!

[Ytown Public 2]

Hah-hey, cool

What's Larry Ellison doing in this movie? =)

McRhyme responds:

I really wish I knew who that is, but hey what did you expect from a stupid Swede!

[Bumble Bee]

Nice moive

Cute bumblebee!
Um... I don't think "lip" syncing is a problem here...

WadeFulp responds:

So would it be crusty jaw bone syncing?

[Lawyers for idiots]

that was pretty funny...

...but i hope you're not making fun of that incident some yrs ago where that old lady sued McDonalds becuase she was burned by thier coffee. Sure, she was holding it betwen he legs, but, damn, Mchotstuff is fucking hot. I mean, a lot hotter than anyone should ever need make it. Do they make good hot chocolate? I dunno, i've never tasted the shit, even if i drank it.

ElijahTheSane responds:

this wasn't directly ment to refer to her, but it probably was in my subconsious when i came up with the idea

[A Tribute To The WTC+PPL]

Thank you

Even thou the lost lives are FAR more important, I was also sad to see them go. When the first was hit, I hoped that it could be repaired. WHen the seconf fell, I hoped the other could stay. Now they're gone forever, and I never see them for real.

gltovar responds:

No too important too me, i dont even know anyboy in new york, as a whole i was sad but...

[Power of the Geek part 3]

I like this series

Very cool movie, but not all geeks are dudes, y'know.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

I guess I didn't make the girl in this one geeky enough... although technically the one who said "ooh free porn" and pointed at the sky had a mullet, and could have possibly been female! Don't worry, I'll throw some girls in part 4 for ya!

[Blue Ball I]

vote x

WHY IS THIS MOVIE NOT GONE YET????

JohnnyDoo responds:

BECAUSE IT IS A GREAT MASTERPIECE

[R.I.P Tony Danza]

LOL!!!

This has the best loading screen ever made!!! What *is* that thing-- a Tandy? IBM?
Anyway, the movie was quite funny. I love insane shiznit.
Where the blue van...?

NOOO0 responds:

ADMIRE THE SLEEK PROCESSING POWER OF THE Commodore 64 AND WEEP!!!!

I SAID WEEP.

[Gushers (fake) Commercial]

nice

Ha ha taht's actually pretty nice...for skool. Hope u got a good grade; I'll give u one here. U need a preloader though.
...Y'know...off the subject...I only watch one "kid's" show regularly--just one--but I'm still subjected to the shitty ads they serve up to them. THE WORST commercials ever made belong to gushers, those ones where the kids eat he gushers and thier head turn into fruit--that is fucked up, like, B-moive nightmare crap. Who the zig thought this was a good idea? Was he pinching the gushers into his nostrils???

Sc00p responds:

haha, i agree. those commercials are fucking scary :)

[Public Svc. Announcement]

Great, great!

*This* public service annoucment needs to be on TV. Most people believe that a women's enemy is men, but I beginning to think that it's actually women.
Great music choice, too!

ZellsBells responds:

Yeah I think so too... I hope I got that point across at least a bit. Didn't ya ever notice that most criticism women get is from OTHER WOMEN??