joliet-jane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Video Games Ep11]

As funny as ever

I love this series.

And Chet still looks like he has to be Howard Goodall's son.

FarFromSubtle responds:

Thanks for watching! Howard Goodall is Awesome!

[Guide to being review mod]

Good job

I have a few delete notifications for reviews I wrote over 5 years ago for obscure portal entries. How do these people find them?!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

A good question indeed! But I believe I have found the answer.

It all starts out when Wade Fulp spreads his magic faggot dust upon the newgrounds servers. This magic faggot dust, made out of Wade Fulps cum and monkey feces, automaticly finds reviews that are old, thoughtful, well written, and/or constructive and marks them with a magic faggot aura. After the review(s) have been marked with his magic faggot aura, he then proceeds to his basement where he keep all his review mod monkeys inside. He then proceeds to have buttsex with the review mod chimpanzees, and then places them on computers to delete all the reviews with his magic faggot aura upon them.

[Men's Wearhouse Volume 1]

100 Packs A Day fpr 20 years

That's what you need for the perfect voice actor...

Starberry responds:

GO!GO!7188 (go go nana ichi hachi hachi), also known as GO!GO! 7188 and simply Gogo, is a Japanese rock band with a strong surf influence. The band was formed in June of 1998 by Yumi Nakashima (nicknamed Yuu) and Akiko Hamada (nicknamed Akko), both alumnae of the same year at Shoyo High School in Kagoshima, Kyûshû. The band's drummer, Turkey, joined in 1999 and they debuted on Breast/milia, a division of Capitol Records (Toshiba-EMI) in 2000. The meaning of the band's name is known only to its members.

[Sonic'sQuestForPower3End]

:'-)

*sniff* I can't believe it's really over. I've had such a great time watching this series. Thanks.

LgdVegetto responds:

Your welcome...

And Thank you for enjoying it :)

[The clock tower]

So cute

I can't put my finger on it, but something in the way everyone moves in this catroon is just so cute!

....CUTE! ^_^

ReporterClock responds:

maybe because it's 30fps?

[A very Boring Xmas]

Great as ever!

Ah, I'll never get enough of Strawberry and company. I love the mutant X-mas/Beatles tune also.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU KIND SIRS

SamFisherClock responds:

Merry Xmas

[-MASS-]

Best anti-illwillpress movie ever

All right, it's a good movie. It's a good point. And extremely well-implemented. All the same, I do think that a great deal of illwill haters are just jealous. It's not his fault that the public doesn't know art from thier own asses. Sometimes people just want to be laugh. They've never heard of Marcel Duchamp; they're simple middle-to-working-class folk. (NASCAR was built on this premise, and now it's huge.)

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Ah...true. But Nascar has explosions, which people universally love.

Even christmas movies these days have explosions.

I blame the explosions.

[Service Announcement]

It's not always easy

Thanks for the scolding; I guess we all needed it. But it's not entirely realistic:

On the vote/view ratio: Not all people who are on NG are registered users. People link to it all the time (because its awesome) and do not intend get involved with NG culture. Which is fine, because we don't need any more lolipop accounts that will never ever be used again (ever). Don't forget repeat views, too, because not everyone knows how to go into thier browser cache and take out thier favorite movies for later viewing.

On the review/view ratio: This is low because of what I already discussed above. It is also low because people don't have time. I'm a fairly busy person. Some days I hardly have time to get my daily votes in, let alone spend 10-20 minutes a day writing decent reviews (that goes double for my dial-up days, which are over for now). This is probably the longest review I've written in a while (and it's just for you, because you asked for one). Also, if people don't have anything nice to say, they shouldn't say anything at all. Some people would do the world a favor if they never ever wrote a review. Many people have no understanding of filmmaking or programming, so what can they say. Sometimes I myself liked or didn't like a movie, but I don't review because I don't have much to say about besides "Wow that was great" or something. It feels like a waste of bandwidth and time to write anything. Add in the possibility that the author might shit all over you, and the desire to review becomes even less.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

I don't necessarily find people guilty of that charge. Perhaps they'd like to vote but a technical difficulty arises (or something like that). As long as the intention's there i'm fine with it. But it's when people just watch ad don't give a flying "fudge" that it annoys me.

You don't have to vote AND review. And you don't have to give it a 5/5 or a 10/10 just for feeling bad. But you have to choose your marks carefully. If you truly think it lacks something do your best to point it out. Don't just leave the author hanging for a reply. It's discouraging and it doesn't help them improve.

Anyway, thanks for the feedback. I'll try making clearer points next time.