joliet-jane's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[TCCAAFAAITFOCA™]

This is fun an unique for a Clock Day thingy!
Now when do I get my diploma?

PhantomCat responds:

You have to mail in sixteen clock credits and wait seven to eight business weeks.

[GodClocks Awesome Vidgame]

*canned laugher*

That was fun.

MinuteMaidPremium responds:

Another satisfied customer :) thanks for playing!

[Clambo]

Fast fast fast

I like it when games waste no time. Here it's just go go go go and you're dead. Love the music too.

GShton responds:

:D <3

[Rotting Onslaught]

DUNE 2 FOREVER

Afirmative. Reporting. Moving out. Yes Sir?

Thanks for bringing back some great memories. :-)

gavD responds:

Nice one Jane! It was Command and Conquer for me, I never played Dune 2, but I remember reading reviews for it.

[punch-a-nerd]

This sucks. No... u suck.

Why the fuck must you beat up on a nerd?

DWARFINATORclock responds:

what are you wining about are you a nerd?

[AOL Hell]

AOL sux, O yeah

Dude! that literally happens to me! I get on then I get kicked off immediatly! and AOL 6.0 is apparently supposed to better than 4.0, but I see no difference. I was impressed w/ the details u included.
This fall I go 2 college and used thier lightning-fast ethernet network in my dorm....on a 100mhz comp w/ 8MB of RAM.

NiftyJay responds:

Hey everyone, thanks for the positive support thus far. It's really appreciated. I'm still brainstorming for my next game (I think it will be a game atleast)... wow, I didn't think AOL Hell would be rated this high. I'm flattered. Thanks again everyone!

[Beat Penny Bain's Fat Ass]

Yea

Normally I give stuff like this the "X," but I'll get it go this time, because I know womwn who are EXACTLY like this. I don't know Penny, but I'm quite sure as to what kind of person she is...I know the type, and i know that we share the same idyll fantasy. Ironically, thanx to NG, we can pretend to kill her rather than for real.

AstroZombie916 responds:

If you got to the BBS and look for a topic thats called "Newgrounds under attack!!!" by WadeFulp you will see what i am talking about.

[Geeks on Parade!]

nice

Funny, but contained the regular sterotypes...which are unfortunatly right. it would have been more complete w/ some references to Linux, Mac OS X, Steve Jobs, and some RetroTech like Altair 8800, Trash 80, and...oh, that's humor *for* geeks. OK, this is a great little movie.
And thanx for using the word "geek." I perfer it to "nerd." But I am unable to determine wether or not I'm in the postion to apply to that...

youbet responds:

I would never dream of calling you a "nerd." Thanks for the tips.

[pepsi girl wheel of death]

kewl

Funny as hell! but that is *the* most horrible preloader I've ever seen (or heard)...must I be punished for having a slow modem...
I've been wanting to fix that freak of nature bitch for a long time...I always thought that she was possessed. She make a perfect Linda Blair replacement in an Exorcist remake, don't u think? Picture it.

jato responds:

sorry about the preloader, i hate preloaders in general so i didn't spend a lot of time on that one. thanks for the feedback. i'll make sure not to let that happen in the future. i used to have a 33.3k modem... i know how frustrating that can be. p3ac3!

jato

[Kill the "Duck Hunt" Dog!]

No, don't do it

I hate dogs. I hate thier slobber, thier smell, the way they jump on people, and above all, thier tendecy to be happy 99.8% of the time. But I liked the Duck Hunt dog; I always though that he was cute.
The game persented here is pretty lame. There is no ammo counter or other challenge. Good emulation though.

Mockery responds:

Ok, anybody that actually LIKES the dog from Duck Hunt should be shot. Please send me a photo of yourself so I can put you in our next shooter game. THAT DOG DESERVES TO DIE AND YOU KNOW IT! MUAHAHAHAHA!