joliet-jane's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Geeks on Parade!]

nice

Funny, but contained the regular sterotypes...which are unfortunatly right. it would have been more complete w/ some references to Linux, Mac OS X, Steve Jobs, and some RetroTech like Altair 8800, Trash 80, and...oh, that's humor *for* geeks. OK, this is a great little movie.
And thanx for using the word "geek." I perfer it to "nerd." But I am unable to determine wether or not I'm in the postion to apply to that...

youbet responds:

I would never dream of calling you a "nerd." Thanks for the tips.

[pepsi girl wheel of death]

kewl

Funny as hell! but that is *the* most horrible preloader I've ever seen (or heard)...must I be punished for having a slow modem...
I've been wanting to fix that freak of nature bitch for a long time...I always thought that she was possessed. She make a perfect Linda Blair replacement in an Exorcist remake, don't u think? Picture it.

jato responds:

sorry about the preloader, i hate preloaders in general so i didn't spend a lot of time on that one. thanks for the feedback. i'll make sure not to let that happen in the future. i used to have a 33.3k modem... i know how frustrating that can be. p3ac3!

jato

[Blast Bill Gates!]

This blows.

This moive sucks; it's fucking stupid.
besides, everyone knows that Apple stole its ideas from Xerox, so quit your bitchin'.

[iMac must die!!]

imac sucks!

Do I EVER hate imacs? Wow they suck balls, but nothing sux more than the people who buy them just because they are pretty and pay a lot of money for an inferior product. They are the fucking morons! It would be cooler I u could kill the "mac lovers"...
But, damn, man--get that banging out of your loading screen!!!
Sigh...Apple was da bomb back in the 80s...back in the day...

[Kill Gomamon and Patamon]

Leave 'em alone

First off, both digimons are poorly drawn--*drawn*? Like, not stolen pix? That's good, I guess. But the problem here is, though, that I like digimon. Yes, yes, I know how unbecoming that is; it's a guilty pleasure, and it's the only dumb kid's show it watch--honest! Pokemon sux--no real plot! But the new season of digimon is pretty lame. Kill Davis or hawkmon.

[Pac Man fixed( I SWEAR)]

This emulation sucks

I still play Pac Man, but more Ms. Pac Man, on my old Atari 800XL Computer(a personl home computer of the early 80s which you use w/ a TV), and I cna from that say that this is a very poor emulation. I know it's flash, but the sound is the best part, and you could'nt even find clips of that. The controls on my 800XL suck balls too, but they are about 20 yrs old and were used a lot, so they've a excuse. You don't.

[Gladiator!]

kewl

the sound and art is great, esp. the loading screen (very cute spoof).
Above all, I'm very glad that the ememy in this does not do that damn-near super-sayin bullshit where they go all hyper just when your'e getting close to killing him/her. "No fair--why can't *I* do that?!"

[Kill the "Duck Hunt" Dog!]

No, don't do it

I hate dogs. I hate thier slobber, thier smell, the way they jump on people, and above all, thier tendecy to be happy 99.8% of the time. But I liked the Duck Hunt dog; I always though that he was cute.
The game persented here is pretty lame. There is no ammo counter or other challenge. Good emulation though.

Mockery responds:

Ok, anybody that actually LIKES the dog from Duck Hunt should be shot. Please send me a photo of yourself so I can put you in our next shooter game. THAT DOG DESERVES TO DIE AND YOU KNOW IT! MUAHAHAHAHA!

[Galaxy Wars]

I'm a loser! No, YOU are!

Nice art. Cool sound. Just one problem: I can't win. At all. period